

this is some kind of wonderful:
Margaret Atwood Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
William Faulkner People who are good at crosswords.
Cormac McCarthy Men who don’t eat cream cheese.
Mark Twain Liars.
Nicole Krauss Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.
Anne Rice People who don’t use conditioner in their hair.
*where are lorrie moore and joan didion? meaghan, get on this.
oh my god. we have to make this girl our friend.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.
Sue Grafton: Women who have an @aol.com email address.
Douglas Adams: People who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle.
Toni Morrison: Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.
Charles Dickens: Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
Bret Easton Ellis: Foo Fighters’ fans.
lol. we Haruki Murakami lovers couldn’t get a better stereotype than liking good music tho? c’monnn.
ones i also liked: Toni Morrison Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree. Virginia...
The Cormac McCarthy one is my favorite.
Oh, god. I love this. SO TRUE.
but my favorite color isn’t hunter green.
Haruki Murakami People who like good music. Anais Nin Librarians. Joseph Heller People who love buying drinks for their...
Well I do fuckin’ hate cream cheese…
Brilliant: Harper Lee...have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A...
by Their Favorite Author Some of my favorites (list items, not necessarily authors)…
LOLZ Apparently I like hunter green, but not cream cheese.